November 2009
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A Post For Everyone. Well, Everyone With An...
Remember the iPhone Rickrolling? Remember how we praised the brain for the ‘creating awareness’? No? Oh well. Unfortunately, little boffins, there is a new virus affecting jailbroken iPhones and iTouches.
The freaky part for me comes from the banking ramifications. These ‘bots’ are designed to download certain information, namely Security SMSes or mTANs, as they’re...
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Spider Monkeys: common to zoos all over the world...
The only reason I wanted to investigate monkeys was because they can hang from their tails. That’s pretty much it. The hanging from their tail bit. Pre-HEN-sile tails. It really rolls off the tongue like silken monkey fur and caramel.
So anyway, I started researching just so I could tell you all about how I’d like to hang from a tree high up in Fern Gully just by my tail and eat fruit...
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We Live in Exciting Times
Having already established that I have an ongoing, wayward affair with hysteria, I’ve got a good one for you people:
GENITAL RETRACTION SYNDROME!
This is the coolest and I suppose weirdest phenomenon that I’ve come across in a while. GRS (as this syndrome is known) is a condition where an individual, normally male, believes ardently that his block and tackle, his sausage and buns,...